as much as days off are nice, i'm actually convinced that bryan is incapable of sitting still and doing nothing. that's not to say he won't lounge around on the couch or just stay at home (no clubbing for this guy), but i feel like a typical day off is still busy-ish? it'd probably start off with him getting up and making breakfast (using ingredients from his garden, of course), or hitting up a local food place for brunch. maybe after a trip to the gym, he'd go home, hang out with josie and brie, and work on his garden (while josie runs around and rolls in dirt) for the rest of the day. bryan's not big on the whole tv thing, but if football or something was on, he'd probably curl up and watch that with the two lovely ladies in his life before bed.

am i allowed to say "yes"? is that a total cop-out answer here?

this is a fairly difficult question to answer, mostly because i'm pretty sure bryan hates most of the technology in existence. i say this with all of the love in my heart, but i'm also fairly certain he doesn't know how to use half of the gadgets that he owns. leave him in a best buy for any length of time and his brain might actually explode, or at the very least, you'll start seeing smoke coming out of his ears. i really shouldn't make fun of him for this since he's probably a lot more technologically inclined than i am (as long as we're not talking video game controllers), and he even hopped on the instagram bandwagon recently (and so did josie, i've discovered). but, if i had to pick one piece of technology that would make bryan's life easier, i'd probably have to go with another cop-out answer and say his computer. he just wrote a book and i'm sure this man has a million e-mails to answer on the daily.

he reminds me of a mix of captain planet combined with the brawny lumberjack dude...even if he's the slowest wood chopper known to man. i'm not even sure if there are any other modern-day fictional characters who like gardening and being green, and i mostly just picture bryan to be the real-life version of captain planet...maybe just minus the belly shirt and the green hair, because i'm not sure bryan would ever consider dying his hair green. i asked bryan what fictional character he thought he'd be, and he said perhaps spiderman without the cool factor (even though bryan is totally cool and has no idea what he's talking about), or milhouse from the simpsons. i can see the milhouse comparison really, because...smart and loyal sums him up in a nutshell.

country roads, obviously, even though i think i would personally be partial to him teaming up with kurly kane to rap again. in all seriousness though, bryan isn't too big on listening to a lot of music, but i think if he had the option to pick an artist, he'd probably belt out some frank turner, or perhaps some really old school wrasslin' theme song.